I Hate Kids’ Birthday Parties – There, I Said It!

June 30, 2017

My younger daughter just turned three.  We are totally suffering, or rather, SHE is suffering from “Second Child Syndrome.”  You know – how there are 487 million pictures of your first child and you document every feeding, pee and gaseous explosion she creates but with the second, you’re sorta like: “meh, she’s not turning blue or suffering from any noticeable fractures, so, SURE! I’ll have another glass of wine!” Don’t get me wrong – I ADORE this kid, but mostly because she’s equal parts insane, sassy and able to go with the flow.

Case-in-point: her birthday celebration.  With her big sister, birthdays have been a big deal mostly because I thought they HAD to be.   But then I realized that I loathe throwing parties.  Loathe.  My younger princess doesn’t even know when her birthday is.  Not even what month.  She has no idea what months even are.  So this year, I made it all about me.  And it was fabulous.

In case you’re new to my little bloggity blog – a little background.  I live in Canada but grew up on Long Island.  98% of my family are still living in my hometown and so I visit every chance I get.  My daughter’s birthday happened to fall during one of these visits.  I decided that I was going to throw her a party at MY childhood home, mostly because I knew my mom wouldn’t let it suck.  I sent out the invitations – to my cousins who had their own kids – and made cupcakes.  Easy peasy.  Kept it small.

Birthday50 people later (I have a big family), there were kids who had never met each other playing like lifelong friends.  Ria (the birthday girl) made a few new “best friends” and I got to spend time with some of my family that I hadn’t seen in a while.  I insisted on a “no gifts” policy, claiming that I would sell anything she got at our next yard sale, and most people complied or brought a bottle of wine instead.  Maybe kids parties aren’t that bad, you just have to sell them properly …

So now, I’ve set a new standard.  It’s not about abundance and gifts.  It’s about mom doing minimal work and drinking wine.  Perhaps I’ll even make cakes, as long as red-wine flavored icing is acceptable.

*Please note – wine brought in place of gifts were considered “host gifts” and did not meet yard-sale requirements.

 

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1 Comment

  • Reply paul henck July 1, 2017 at 9:42 am

    I’m very glad to see you wrote this and are aware of the insanity that goes with having a kids’ party,as we were throwing them for you until you were 18.I only wish that your Mom and I were smart enough to let someone else handle all the plans,details,plates,cutlery,drinks,etc. Like you just did,I hope you all enjoyed yourselves.NO cheeboigees for you!

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