Some men put their women on a pedestal to keep our feet too far from the ground for us to put them down and move in our own direction. It’s not out of love… read more »
My Words
September 8, 2020My words are not for you. Don’t ask for my flowery language, the flow of my loving musings and peaceful existence of air that I conjure. You don’t deserve them if you won’t listen… read more »
Things I Worried Too Much About When My Marriage Ended
January 3, 2020The end of any relationship sucks. I dare say it sucks worse than when you’re reallllly close to a sneeze and also in the middle of a conversation at a party so you put… read more »
Dating after a failed long-term relationship is much like throwing yourself into a meat grinder. And I don’t necessarily mean that in the obvious imagery of it being torturous and an experience that you… read more »
The Dishonest Social Medialite
October 29, 2019My marriage is over. Yup, there it is. And no, this isn’t one of my dumb metaphors. I don’t mean the marriage between my eyes and stomach, where I’m going to stop grabbing cupcakes… read more »
Get Ready, Girl!
October 28, 2019She started at my feet. Thumb running up and down the arch, then a quick squeeze of each toe between her thumb and forefinger. Grabbing my whole foot in her gentle hands, she took… read more »
Trimester 2 – The Calm Before the Storm
January 24, 2018Anybody who has ever been pregnant, or partnered up with a pregnant chick, or lived with a prego, or worked with one, been friends with one or maybe even just looked at one the… read more »
Ha Ha! You’re Pregnant and I’M NOT!
October 10, 2017So, my sister is knocked up! Pardon me; my sister is with child. A precious virgin child. What a miracle. Ha, ha, sucker! Backing up a little, I have two kids. Daughters. Eight and three.… read more »
Seminars for Men
May 9, 2017I have been with my husband for 15 years. Some of those years have been magnificent, some have been poo and some have been a nice background of smooth sailing with the occasional tidal… read more »
‘You Know Goodbyes Aren’t Forever’
February 27, 2017When I was little, just like every other kid I knew, I wanted a dog. I begged my parents, I swore I would walk him before and after school, I would feed him and… read more »